CalculateDahej.site
Because शादी is a Business!
Find out your Dulha Market Rate Today 💸💍
⚠️ IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER ⚠️
This entire website is a SATIRE. It is a work of comedy and social commentary intended to mock and ridicule the illegal and unethical practice of dowry.
Dowry is a crime in India, punishable under the Dowry Prohibition Act, 1961. We strongly condemn the dowry system and do not support, promote, or condone it in any form. This tool is built to highlight the absurdity of treating marriage as a transaction.
"Tips" to Boost Your Dahej Demand ✅
- ✔ Fake an IIM-A tag on LinkedIn. Perception is reality.
- ✔ Grow a sophisticated beard and learn to talk about Python.
- ✔ Get a Green Card. Or at least a Canadian PR.
- ✔ Mention your 1 acre of "ancestral land" near the new airport.
Red Flags to Avoid Rishtas 🚩
- ✖ His profile says "Entrepreneur" but he owns crypto and a gym startup.
- ✖ He still lives with his parents and calls his car "my baby".
- ✖ His "job" is being an "influencer" with 1,200 followers.
- ✖ The family asks "Is she willing to adjust?".